kiss my ass=kiss my cheeks
my ass=my tushy
damn~darn
asshole=not a very nice person
shit=nuts
shitty=crappy
shithead=meathead
fuck~crappity smack
penis=thingy
cock=thingy
dick=thingy
shlong=thingy
vagina=girl thingy
pussie=girl thingy
pussies=girl thingies
pussy=girl thingy
cunt=thingy
poonanny=poohead
poon=thingy
twat=thingy
whore=sleeper
bitch=pregnant dog
slut=very *friendly* person
faggot=f*g**t
fagget=f*g**t
fag=f*g
dike=d**e
dyke=d**e
nigger=black person
